if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
i’m on a baby names website to name a character
one of these things is not like the other
yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn
this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it
U just want. Taco!
i think your dad might be going through his scene phase
its not a phase its who he is
give me the catnip
Four Wongs make a Wright
this is on a level that i cannot reach
this is teen nick sitcom level
Sick Microsoft burn
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.
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