hi, i'm nat, and i probably don't want to sleep with you.

search your name. i dare you.

23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from shine bright like a shine sprite with 539,292 notes

deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.

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23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from hello with 97,858 notes

t-r-o-y-l-e-r:

edenwolfie:

thoseaussiethings:

important news in australia today

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Tagged: IT'S A DIFFERENT ONEstfudead

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22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from hello with 355,934 notes

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

Tagged: luke

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19th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Epic Humor with 199,587 notes

arcticmonkies:

sexting

arcticmonkies:

sexting

Tagged: luke

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18th April 2014

Post reblogged from perception with 225,461 notes

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

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18th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from East Coast Slasher Extraordinaire with 703,223 notes

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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18th April 2014

Post reblogged from Epic Humor with 266,158 notes

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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18th April 2014

Post reblogged from nostalgic for disaster with 1,273,568 notes

surprisebitch:

randomlunatic:

aloneto-restoreforce:

coffeefor-closers:

supernatural-mishamigo:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friends in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

NOW IT’S FALL OUT BOY

THAT IS ALL TIME LOW

DRAG VERSION OF CALIFORNIA GURLS

;)

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18th April 2014

Post reblogged from the optimistic nihilist with 128,371 notes

aladdinvevo:

i think im in like like with you

Tagged: luke

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17th April 2014

Photo reblogged from ☽diagnosed to a label☾ with 333,003 notes

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